What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do narcissists love their children?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Why is porn so addictive?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How are you spending your best time?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

A View to a Kill